LOSTalgia
the feeling of emptiness that follows the finale of the abc series “lost”. symptoms include using characters as your facebook avatar for no reason, playing 4-8-15-16-23-42 on your weekly lottery tickets, eating imaginary peanut b-tter out of empty jars, employing phrases like “this is my destiny!” and “see ya in another life, brotha” in daily conversation – often with bad scottish accents and out of context – and creating urban dictionary definitions for “lostalgia” as a means of coping with the loss.
friend#1: “what’s that you’re listening to?”
friend #2: “geronimo jackson.”
friend #1: “feeling the lostalgia again, huh?”
friend #2: (nods….cries a little) ”
friend# 1: “…..you really need to get a girlfriend.”
friend #2 (suddenly angry): “do you know badly i want to kill you?”
friend #1: “uh…yeah….i’m gonna go now. don’t stay up too late.”
friend#2: “don’t tell me what i can’t do!”
friend #1: (walks away without another word)
friend #2: (calls after him) we have to go back!
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