LostBlocked
a situation in which a bro or female bro does not get to cuddle someone whom they otherwise would because the aforementioned someone is distraught over losing a possession while out.
d-mn, this jawn wanted to let me smash, but i got lostblocked when she lost her purse and started crying.
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