Lostrophobia


that panicky feeling you get when you have lost all sense of direction and are unsure which way to turn.
after 3 hours in the garden maze i was overwhelmed by a sense of lostrophobia.
don’t let franny fall too far behind, you know how lostrophobic she is.

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