lotion pants


1. colton aka lotion pants

2. someone with lotion on their pants (colton)

3. an insult made up by joey b nukkas
some guy-why is there white stuff on your legs?

colton-umm…errr…uhhhh

some guy- you must be lotion pants!!!!

colton-curse you joey b nukkas!!!!

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