Lotro


an abbreviation of the soon-to-be-released mmorpg, the lord of the rings online. i personally can’t wait for this game to reach it’s release date, as i’m a huge lord of the rings fan and a tolkien fan in general.
the game will be based on the book version of the lord of the rings, by jrr tolkien, a legend of the pages.

lotro has entered it’s beta stage, i hope i get an invite!

yeah right. they even have compet-tions to win an invitation, it’s highly unlikely you’ll get chosen for nothing.
this game is like an improved version of the r.l. infact, i gave up a very large portion of my summer for the soul purpose of being able to engulf myself in this false reality (aka, i got a job, and spent $1,500 on a computer in order to play lotro). this is the first mmorpg to actually have a good story -line (shock!), not to mention the unbelievable graphics considering the scope of the game. so yea, umm…this game pwns!!! and to all of you wow fanatics…i’ve already converted a few of your kind and i’m coming after you next!!
hmmm…what’s the greatest mmorpg ever made…yep, lotro!
only the most awesome f-cking mmorpg ever.
so totally awesome only normal people can comprehend it. hopeless wombies will probably despise it, that’s because they are too d-mn used to directx f-cking 8 and can’t handle newer ones. ehem.
d-mn good story + incredibly kind people + stunning graphics + atmosphere = lotro. you know you wanna.
game created by an mmo company turbine, based out of westwood ma. and also a s-x act.
legend has it that a ” lotro or lo-tro” is also a s-x act developed during a company christmas party. first 2 men dress like dwarfs wile, a female or male dress as a hobbit. then the 2 dwarfs each take turns trying to lo-tro their -j-c-l-t- into the shorter hobbits mouth. the dwarf who succedes from the longest distance wins.

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