Lotto Noodle


– an awesome name for a mobile app that urban dictionary editors won’t approve simply because they suck -ss.
– an awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, lottomax and powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your gps location.
john: hey, give me some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonite.
joe: why don’t you download “lotto noodle”? it’ll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you’d like.
john: like what i had for breakfast? or who i had s-x with last?
joe: sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your gps location so that it’s unique to you.

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