Loub Job


part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one’s designer shoe addiction.
kelly: (looking into store window) omg merry, those christian louboutin pumps are calling to me. sigh.
merry: i’m not lending you any more money, you’re tapped out.
kelly: yeah…i need a loub job. do you think bloomie’s is hiring?
part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one’s designer shoe addiction.
kelly: (looking into store window) omg merry, those christian louboutin pumps are calling to me. sigh.
merry: i’m not lending you any more money, you’re tapped out.
kelly: yeah…i need a loub job. do you think bloomie’s is hiring?

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