loud pop
the biggest d–shbag on the face of this planet. thinks that he has friends because of his grundle mac he watches chinese anime p-rn all day as his wife makes him gross -ss turkey.
i have spent 30% of my pathetic life writing sh-t no body reads. i should write a book, called, im f-cking gay_and everybody knows it…………
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