a gay pr-ck who f-cks his goldfish for fun
i’m just gonna louis norman be right back
a romantic act between couples, like spooning, except the big spoon has no legs. frank is so sweet, he was hunchbacking me all night last night.
- the big honey bag
the big honey bag is a ball sack smothered in honey and inserted into the v-g-n- my p-n-s was too sore from over use to achieve conventional penetrative s-x with my girlfriend. so i gave her the big honey bag instead.
- tictac syndrome
a p-n-s that resembles a tictac mint. friend: “why didn’t you stay the night with him last night?” me: “oh, he was suffering from major tictac syndrome.”
when you’re not feeling like commiting to one place for food and hop around from restaurant to restaurant ordering only appetizers. kevin: hey let’s go to that place that has the spicy buffalo wings! nikki: no- what about that place with the southwest eggrolls? farah: guys- why don’t we just do an appetour and do […]