louisiana clam bake


born of a three-way, it’s when two beavers go to town on either side of the same tree at the same time.
have you gotten your invitation to the louisiana clam bake at the manor next week?
when four or more females come together in an act of a cl-toral engagement. the first two move their pooches in such a way that their libia create enough friction to spontaneously combust (c-m-bust) the pubic hairs. the other females cook -ssorted sea food items on said flame.
i louisiana clambaked four mega milfs last night

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