Louisiana Log Jammer
an extremely well thought out s-x act that requires advance planning. you begin by dropping a medium to large sized deuce in the toilet. take said deuce out of the toilet, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer for 6 hours. after the deuce is thoroughly frozen, take it out and give it to your girlfriend. she then takes the deuce and proceeds to m-st-rb-t- with it. as the deuce thaws, it slowly deteriorates and clogs up her p-ssy… hence the log jamming action.
damian1381 convinced his girlfriend to take part in a louisiana log jammer session with him. three days later, she came down with a yeast infection.
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