Louisiana Longhorn


when you are from louisiana and move to texas to fufill the dream of manifesting destiny, as the history books say, you adapt to being called a louisiana longhorn, aka texas tiger.

based from the root words lsu tigers and ut longhorns.

when your daddy is from louisiana and your momma is from texas, you become the product they will call their louisiana longhorn.
when ya daddy first laid eyes on ya momma, they knew a louisiana longhorn was soon to come.

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