louisville slugger
when you are having dirty b-tt s-x with a girl and then after you pound her up the b-tt you smack your p-n-s on her face.
most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.
perhaps the most famous brand of baseball bat in the world. beloved among office drones for that scene in office sp-ce when the three heroes take their infamously misfiring printer out into a field and bash it apart with said bat.
to beat the holy h-ll out of someone or something with a lousiville slugger (or any kind of bat) is “to go louisville” on them/it. example:
“christ, did you see them go louisville on that printer?”
a wooden, cl-ssic baseball bat with a large iron (preferably rusty) nail protruding from the barrel of the bat. the barrel of the bat is usually the thicker end of the bat.
yea, good thing i got mi louisville slugger!!
a southern female that has been beaten with a metaphorical ugly bat.
i am really embarr-ssed because last night i went down to kentucky and i banged a real louisville slugger.
a man who prefers to drink his whiskey “neat.”
seamus is not a mixed drink guy; he’s a real louisville slugger.
a piece of wood like a bat, that can be mainly used to bash peoples faces in
this louisville slugger is gonna meet your face one of these days belle
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