Love Bombed
the unpredictable and awkward moment when your boyfriend/girlfriend says “i love you” for the first time in the relationship. you’d think it’s no big deal, but for a guy who is just looking to score,this may strike him harder than a kick to the groin
-over phone- pr-ck boyfriend: goodnight lucy. lucy: night, love you.. pr-ck boyfriend: yeah…. -hangs up- d-mnnnn!!!!!!!!!!! she love bombed me..
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