Love Burrito
when it’s too hot after a night of boning and you just pull the covers over you instead of getting under them.
“did zak bang you last night?”
“yeah, but he had no air conditioner, so we just wrapped up in a love burrito”
a semi-s-m-n covered burrito
after a night filled of adultery and mouth full of s-m-n, jane regretfully ordered a burrito she couldnt finish eating. surprisingly, she went home to a hungry husband. he swallowed every bit of the love burrito.
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