love child


the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents
c’mon leroy you know sheronda’s new baby is your love child.
normally the illegitimate child of two adults concieved in a moment of p-ssion. not to be confused with a ‘child of love’
also, a 1968 #1 hit song by the supremes.
john and sue’s affair lead to a love child, that caused sue to be spurned by her family.
last week i heard ‘love child’ on an oldies station, you might like it.
euphemism for the offspring of an illegitimate relationship
“that night that darrell and i…well…you know, this is our lovechild”
a child concieved through l-st (usually a one night thing). the parents never marry and sometimes never see each other again.
that new kid on the street is a love child. his dad knocked up his mum at graduation and then left.
the name applied to any child of an illegitimate relationship, generally between two rich celebrities. in almost all cases, the rubber has broken or the child is otherwise an accident during a small 3 week fling, and instead of just calling it a “b-st-rd baby”, spindoctor’s have coined the word “lovechild.”
did you hear about celebrity “x” and “y”? they got drunk one night after a big hollywood party, one thing led to another and the next thing….”x” gave birth to a lovechild, who “y” has not nor ever will care about or wish to see.
a word used when describing a person, comparing their appearance to two individuals. usually used in an insulting manner.
you look like the love child of chewbacca and the fonz.
its when mommy and daddy “love ” eachother and have s-x and the baby is born and the love is gone.

also a one night stand.
max is a love child.

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