love coupons
love coupons are used for s-xual acts between husbands and wives, and boyfriends and girlfriends. usually received on valentine’s day, anniversaries, and birthdays.
jack gave a love coupon book to sarah for her birthday. sarah chose the alaskan fire dragon. love coupons: s-xual acts between soul mates.
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