a persons well versed in dealing with matters pertaining to relationships or affectionate matters.
m: i don’t know what to do with my boyfriend situation, or lack of it. it feels like i’ve been in a relationship with my cat oscar for too long
friend: you should go and see love doctor mikey, he will sort you out
an unkempt mess of fur residing on the upper lip of an alcoholic. todd, i wish you would wash or shave your face once in a while, i can smell the natty ice and black velvet on your lushstache from across the room.
- nutty travis
the act of putting peanut b-tter on your b-lls and placeing them on a persons chin. then dragging it up to their forehead dude she was totally down to do the nutty travis.
- back door bagpipe
inserting a straw into a person’s -sshole, taking a hit off a joint, and exhaling into r-ct-m. then remove straw and press firmly on stomach forcing a smoke fart out. it is then inhaled again and the process is repeated. my -ss is still smoking from that back door bagpipe last night. man this is […]
a cool hot soccer jock. all the girls adore him and every guy wants to befriend him. but he’s a d-ck. ooh! would you look at reverdy today? he’s so hot!
- crosby sneak
adjective: to leave a party to make out with a stranger. “i haven’t seen amanda in 20 minutes, she must of did the crosby sneak.”