Love Dummy
when you keep calling and sending love notes, not knowing she’s been f-cking somebody else.
‘dude, i’m tellin’ ya, it was three weeks before i realized she was too busy f-cking the neighbor to answer.. i am the world’s biggest love dummy!”
1)someone who gets abused by the word love. often thinks they are being loved when they are not.
2)someone who will do anything in the name of love.
“i care for megan but i dont love her, she thinks i do; she is a love dummy.”
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