Love Gul
members of the opposite s-x to whom you have not spoken in quite some time, who suddenly start to show a personal interest in you when your facebook relationship status changes from “in a relationship” to “single”.
so-called because their behaviour resembles that of seagulls chasing a fishing boat, love guls can often be easily identified by the comments they leave on a changed relationship status in the hours afterwards
johnny: man, i’m having such a hard time after breaking up with sue. i wish everyone would just leave me alone about it
bob: yeah man, you’ve got loads of love gulls h-ssling you
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