love machine


someone who is able to make love for more than 24 hours straight.
d-mn he is just one big love machine, he runs for 77 hours straight without being oiled.
an insatiable s-xual dynamo who is fuelled by the consumption of alcohol. typically found entertaining friends at the beeratorium, they are easily identified by their intellectual yet smouldering s-xuality, non-stop banter (the volume of which is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol imbibed) and a general inability to keep their c-ck in their pants. keen metallurgists with a particular fondness for br-ss they are one of the chief exponents of beer goggles and regularly suffer from beermentia.
girl 1 – check out that stud m-ffin at the bar wearing the white shirt
girl 2 – wow! what a love machine.

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