love mine
an alternative to the hand explosion after knuckle b-mping. immediately touching the ground with fingers and verbally declaring “love mine” in which an imaginary mine of love and good will has now be activated for an unsuspecting traveler.
i’ve placed down several love mines at this party, the collateral affect will swoon be felt.
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