love muffin


a significant other
bob is sue’s love m-ffin!
a nickname for a individual, your spouse, or a very good friend.
i love you lovem-ffin.
i’ve missed you lovem-ffin.
your my lovem-ffin.
someone being your lover, bit on the side, or just insanely and amazingly gorgeous.
bethaney jane southern the original love m-ffin.

or, “i love you, my little love m-ffin”….
the league of villainous evildoers maniacally united for frightening investments in naughtiness (l.o.v.e.m.u.f.f.i.n.) is an organization dedicated to promoting evil.
l.o.v.e.m.u.f.f.i.n. is causing chaos again.
an affectionate term for hips with extra fat, capable of grabbing hold of.
more commonly known as love handles or m-ffin top
c’mere and let me feel your love m-ffins, babe.
a slang term describing a woman’s chest, commonly perky ones.
her love m-ffins look moist.
a pastry of some sort that is used as an entry point for a good ole fashion spank.

a fresh replacement for your hand
i mom just pulled some blueberry m-ffins out of the oven, they looked good to eat, but even better as a lovem-ffin. so i took it to the bathroom, treated it, then enjoyed it as a nice afternoon snack. al naturale

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