Love Octopus


a term used to describe a confusing love relationship including a more complex relation then a love triangle.

often it is very stressful for all parties attached to the love octopus
person one: “look at john! i started liking him and now his ex wants him back and he likes you! you out of all people!”

person two:”i’m sorry but i like your ex!”

person three that isn’t involved:”i can’t believe that you are all in a love octopus!”

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