love scare
when someone loves you so much that it starts to freak you out.
“kiss me,” i whispered into his ear. he leaned into me, and gently kissed me on the lips. we stayed like that for a long time. i loved him so much. when we pulled away i said “i love you derek. i want to go to hawaii and marry you and have seven kids named bobby, lobby, fozzy, knozzy, swiffer, lenny and frezzy.” he looked taken aback. by that time i had already combined our bank accounts, booked a hotel room with a double bed and gotten our wedding rings. when i told him this, he ran away, saying something like “love scare!”
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