love sucks
whatever it is, it’s true.
i don’t wanna watch you makeout with your girlfriend, its disgusting, get a room!
love is an ugly, terrible business practiced by fools. it’ll trample your heart and leave you bleeding on the floor
love is a pain that had no name. love sucks
a shorter word for love suction
love suck is;
uber suction, and explains the word bl-wj-b better.
when someone grips their significant other’s neck or shoulder with their lips and sucks with unadulterated relish. the action is comparable to a human vacuum cleaner. a close relative of the ‘love bite’ with added saliva.
‘aw why are you bruised?’… ‘that’s not a love bite, it’s a lovesuck!’
‘my boyfriend lovesucked me last night ‘
‘fancy a lovesuck?’
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