Love Tactical
when one is on a date or in the presence of someone attractive and one starts feeling ill and has to have a tactical- to recover.
most common place to have a love tactical is in a restaurant or anywhere around food.
not to be confused with “b-tterfly in stomach” syndrome… love tactical is actually throwing up, not just the “funny feelings”
-tactical- short for tactical vomit, making oneself puke mid-way through a night of heavy drinking to ensure that you don’t p-ss out early.
he took me out for a date, he didn’t tell me we were going for food… i had to have a love tactical.
i think i love him… i always have love tacticals when i see him.
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