love tumor
an idiomatic phrase referring to a newly found affection toward a person that could lead to true love.
she grew a love tumor just meeting him for the first time
a girl who clings to their significant other, and when the other is not around them, they undergo a horrible transformation in att-tude, resembling a state of constant pms, torturing anyone within a fifty-foot radius.
betty: jesus f-cking christ, nick, you -sshole, you f-cking spilled my c-ke all over the floor god d-mn it.
nick: her boyfriend leaves for five minutes and she loses her sh-t almost instantly, this is another sad but tragic case of love tumors.
when you love someone a so much it cause them to grow a tumor and then leads to their slow painful death.
girl: i love you so much ::cuddle::
guy: stupid hoe!
girl: what!?!
guy: you gave me a love tumor!!
girl: noooo!!!
guy: -dead-
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