love yolk


the post ejacularoty mess that comes out with your p-ss after a good f-ck. it is thick, transparent and yellow, having been dyed by the urine, and usually misses the bowl, leaving long, goopy strands dripping to the floor.
‘f-ck, i went through a whole roll of t.p trying to wrangle the load of love yolk i blasted all over the toilet.’

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