LoveDie
a name given to a woman you’ve met publically and then privately, but restricted to the internet’s domain. in the ever-expanding information age, cyber-love is often cultivated via public expression (via message boards, dating sites or the like), yet most always ends in epic failure. a lovedie is an exceptional candidate which still grasps ones attention through a cyber-aging process, contesting one’s foolish attidude concerning the combining of emotion and internet with the fact that such a candidate could be a de facto miss america. the one that keeps you believing…
“yes, i have to leave before last call, since i need to say goodnight to my lovedie. remember, different time zones…”
“i met my lovedie, and she ended up being a 500lb man.”
“i met my lovedie, and we’ve been married for 4 amazing years!”
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