lovehorn


another word for a p-n-s. often used when referring to the genitals of an amputee.
“i only watch the paralympics for the lovehorns visible when they wear tight shorts ”
“augustus waters slowly revealed his throbbing lovehorn to a shocked but aroused hazel grace”

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