Lovely Bert


1. a term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and “text speak”.

2. a rather foppish gentleman by the name of bertrand.
“lvlibrt: does that license plate say ‘love liberty’ or ‘lovely bert’?”

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