the most perfect, indescribable person on the planet. he’s sweet, loving, funny, trustworthy, and all around perfect. you can’t have a better person to spend your life with than him. he never lets a day go by without telling you how much he loves you, and always stands by you no matter what. he is the keeper of may’s heart for now and forever.
“do you know who lovely lu is?”
“isn’t that a nickname for lulu, the most perfect boy on the planet?”
- low milage p*n*s
a p-n-s that is not spread around too thinly. a p-n-s that shared with very few. a p-n-s that is used regularly and quite well with minimal partners. i miss hanging out with eric so much. that man has the most low milage p-n-s of anyone i’ve ever been with!
- *n*l slinky
a group of five or more males having s-x on a staircase and the male at the top finishes on the male behind/below and so forth until the bottom of the stairs oi fam me and my flatmates did -n-l slinky last night watch out the stairs are slippery
kashir is a beautiful person, his charm is intoxicating and irresistible. all girls want to marry a kashir. i totally wish i was kashir, then i would be getting laid 24/7
- kaila meuten
a beautiful girl that switches from white to black and back again she’s such a kaila meuten.
- trump sniffing
addicted to donald trump the trump-sniffing politician did frown on mexican criminals.