lover cover
1.when a person lies about the quality of s-x they’re having with their partner because they love them and don’t want to put them down, either to a friend or to the partner themselves.
person 1: so, you and jess finally do it?
person 2: yeah, last night.
person 1: and? how was it?
person 2: fan-tastic! best, s-x, ever.
person 1: for real? or was that just a lover cover?
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