Lover’s Last Gift
when an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend brings over an object of interest to the others house, such as laptop, movie, sweater, etc, and the couple break up before it can be returned to the owner.
cristina made me cupcakes and brought it in a plastic container. we never ate them all, so she left them in my fridge. we broke up a week later, its my lover’s last gift! i’ll put it next to the nintendo 64 from jacky, and the prada handbag from leila
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