Lovers Nuts
a condition that occurs when the t-st-cl-s feel (to the owner) as though they weigh several times there normal weight due to producing too much sperm and not getting to use it.
he had been gagging for s-x for days but tonight she just wanted to cuddle. tomorrow he was going to suffer with lovers nuts.
a early archaic term for blue b-lls.
“the b-tch was such a pr-ck tease she gave me lover’s nuts.”
testicular pain caused by prolonged s-xual stimulation without -j-c-l-t–n.
example:
‘ at the next table, also alone, was cyprian ukwende, the indaro, the nigerian . . .
. . . ‘ he needed a woman, too, or a bunch of women who would f-ck him hundreds of times a week, because he was so full of l-st and j-sm all the time. and he ached to be with his indaro relatives. back home, he had six hundred relatives he knew by name.
‘ ukwende’s face was imp-ssive as he ordered the number three breakfast with whole-wheat toast. behind his mask was a young man in the terminal stages of nostalgia and lover’s nuts. ‘
— 1973. kurt vonnegut. “breakfast of champions, or, goodbye blue monday.” chapter 11 (pages 92 – 93).
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