Lovesock


a sock used to m-st-rb-t- with.
splatman is a no p-ssy getting m-f-, he uses a lovesock.
a sock (clean or dirty depending on the preference of the individual) that is put over the erect p-n-s and used to m-st-rb-t- with the intent of catching all/the majority of the s-m-n upon -j-c-l-t–n.

a common technique used by us marines while aboard navy ships.
i ran out of papertowels, so i reached into my dirty laundry and used a love sock.

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