lovetard
a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.
i never get any. i’m a lovetard.
used to address a person who you love so much it’s r-t-rded how much you actually love them.
hot guy: hamlexi, you are my lovetard, and i want to have beautiful children with you.
hamlexi: {blushes} that’d be dandy.
when people make a bunch of love-whoring cr-p (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.
another drawing of her and her boyfriend kissing? jeez, sharon is such a lovetard.
lovetard is the process of s-xual effort to please a mentally unsound person. also known as banging the re re or doing helen keller.
yea, see was disabled, but d-mn did she try hard….i banged for the lovetard.
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