Low Brass


1.the best section ever in marching band and concert band
(espesially when you are the only girl with a bunch of hot guys)

2.so good low br-ss needs to be capitalized.
1.the low br-ss section is awesome!!

2.low br-ss
the uncharted territory of the bandroom that is known for their wild and erratic behavior. but watch out they can get away with anything with the director, and it is a myth they secretly run the band.
famous celebrities in low br-ss: neil armstrong, baritone
tony stewart, nascar driver trombone
bill engvall, comedian trombone
the dirtiest minded section in marching band. low br-ss usually consists of tenor sax, trombone, b-ss clarinets, tuba and possibly french horn. low br-ss is the closest family in all of band. we stick together and occasionally have orgies in the instrument storage room–which has the unique aroma of b-lls, dead virgins, and crushed dreams.
people in low br-ss usually love giving each other rusty trumpets and rusty trombones.

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