Low Horse


someone attempting to use logic to make a point in an arrogant and egotistical manner despite their argument being somewhat shaky.

opposite of high horse.
a: he keeps banging on about italy being a shining example of government despite all of the obvious things wrong with that place.

b: tell him to get off his f—— low horse
a small horse with short stubby legs and kankles, which typically are hairy, and come in brown, purple, black, white, and chartreuse. they are typically used as a form of delivery or transit.
i’m going to send you away on a low horse. their legs are short so they walk like this.

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