low-resolution hottie
a girl who looks good from a distance, but close-up is actually b-tters.
i say crispin, i believe i’d like to dip my wick in that young sort over there. let’s get a closer look.
on closer inspection she’s a hound. sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie.
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