Low Shutter Speed
noun.
-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim’s initial reaction upon release of said shart)
ex.
victim: “hey smell this fart! (plop) oh, no!!!!!!! curse this low shutter speed! that’s twice in one day now, god dammit!”
friend: “oh, man! cl-ssic, dude! your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
victim: “shut up!”
friend: “you might wanna get that low shutter speed looked at, man.”
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