Lowell Flosser
like the boston cream pie and the chicago steamroller this deviant s-xual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of lowell which is a sc-mmy town in m-ss primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. to start the process of “the flosser” you must find the nastiest wh-r- in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. old mil’s best ice, natural ice, ice house. do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70’s p-rno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. the more corn and nuts the better.
thank god laquita was around. i drank a case of natural ice last night and my toilet was clogged. i had to give her the old lowell flosser.
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like the boston cream pie and the chicago steamroller this deviant s-xual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of lowell which is a sc-mmy town in m-ss primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. to start the process of “the flosser” you must find the nastiest wh-r- in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. old mil’s best ice, natural ice, ice house. do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70’s p-rno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. the more corn and nuts the better.
thank dog laquita was around. i drank a case of icehouse last night and my toilet was clogged. i had to give her the old lowell flosser.
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