Lowell, Michigan


a pretty nice town that has some really dumb wanna be red necks in it that sport confederate flags, and say it is because of “southern pride” when they live in the f-cking north.
“that person lives in the middle of town, on main street but has one bale of hay in their front yard, we must be in lowell, michigan”

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