Lowest Common De-nom-nom
when a group gathers and tries to compromise on an appropriate dining spot, the differences in desired cuisines leads to everyone settling on a standard diner that n-body wanted to eat at in the first place. they have settled for the lowest common de-nom-nom
joe- who’s up for chinese?
steve- nah man. im in the mood for mexican
danny- no thanks. i’m not in the mood for diarrhea. italian?
steve- had it last night. besides, im allergic to wheat. theres a nice steak joint down the block…
joe- im vegetarian, so f-ck you. what about bon cuisine, down on 5th?
danny- f-ck you rich boy. i can’t spend $40 on a piece of salmon. denny’s?
joe + steve- f-ck you.
joe- f-ck it. we’re going to marge’s country diner.
steve- fine. they got everything and they’re dirt cheap
danny- like your mom. i guess. it seems to be the lowest common de-nom-nom.
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