lowjob
1. a bl-wj-b done deep underground or at least 100 feet underwater.
2. a cr-ppy job.
dude, i just got a lowjob from a mermaid the other day.
mole: i give good lowjobs
joey: sweet.
the act of engaging in a bl-w j-b with someone of much lower standards.
nick- did you hear about cody.
trev-yeah i heard he got a low job from k-worman
nick-that sh-t is gross he could have done better
giving or receiving a bl-w j-b without finishing.
josh: hey man, did you score with cara last night?
matt: kinda, she gave me a low job.
josh: awww, that sucks dude. i’m sorry.
matt: yeah but it was still more than you got.
the positive female equivalent of getting a bl-w j-b. c-nn-l-ng-s. also known as the verb to be “lolly-popped.”
“lj” for short.
why is it that women never brag about getting low jobs?
he’s a nice guy but he sucks at giving low jobs.
to be discreetly jerked off under a table. (usually occurrs in public)
last night while playing spades that sl-t to my left gave me a baller low job.
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