Loyola School

a school on the upper east side taught by jesuits and other catholic people. it’s a high school and like all other high schools we have our share of the normals, the weirdos, the drinkers, the “innocent” little catholic school girls, the jocks, the nerds, the hopeless blondes, the emos, the atheists, the “hey, there was this one time at band camp” people, the drama queens, the nastiest people you’ll ever meet, and the coolest people you’ll ever meet. we have a very diverse community of 200 students coming from all over the tri-state area. the people here are fun loving party animals, sugar-coated, wild, smart, and super hot. we’re compet-tive and beast on whatever we do. and yea, we love each other. most of the time… peace.
person #1: my friend goes to loyola school.
person #2: i have a friend there too.
person #1: yea, they party like crazy over there.
person #2: i heard. they’re really nice people, and i heard like their basketball team is like really good.
person #1: yea… i was thinking of transferring there next year.
person #2: well, yea, you’re like super smart, they’ll totally accept you.
person #1: i do want to go to a good college.
person #2: well then, duh, go to loyola.
a private school in new york city located on the upper east side. providing a jesuit education, loyola remains to this day a recognized inst-tution of excellence. although the school is known for its warm and welcoming atmosphere, it is also known for it’s strict disciplinary code of conduct. like any other high school, there are kids who drink and party, it’s unavoidable, but it’s not as if the entire school is a constant night club. and like any other high school, if students are caught carrying llegal substances, the administration will take action, but they are normally willing to work with the students. yes, loyola has a new dean of students who can be really tough but thats what the position calls for. everyone has a run in with her at some point in their loyola career, but it’s nothing unreasonable. outside of the cl-ssroom she’s fine, and most of us do not concern ourselves with the contents of her wardrobe. the students at loyola are all very different but we get along fine apart from the drama that is high school. as for the “not smart little rich white kids” comment, well those “not smart little rich white kids” tend to travel to belize so they can build houses for the poor and they tend to get into princeton, columbia, upenn and other presitigous universities. please do not let someone’s opinion define something for you.
xavier kid #1: hey, is that the new kid?

xavier kid #2: hey, why are we named xavier kid 1 and
2?

xavier kid #1: no clue, my friend goes to loyola school and he really likes it.

xavier kid #2: i bet he’s going to get
into an awesome college!
the real loyola is like a drama filled reality show. another day, another drama. in a school with 200 kids everyone has secrets yet everyone thinks they know everything about each other. besides all the drama the school is great and we really have a good time. yeah, a lot of people smoke cigs and do drugs but that’s their decision and just because they do it doesn’t mean you have to do it too. the school is awesome because it doesn’t have a rep like other schools in the city do. most of the kids that go here will claim on a daily basis “i hate loyola” when in truth they go home and they realize they love it because they can be who they want to be at loyola. what the other person said about the stereotypes at loyola, it’s funny because the school is so small everyone kind of owns their own little stereotype. there’s such a small number of people that they all kind of do their own thing. in addition, what the other person said about loyola ruining the freshman… so not true. the freshman did it to themselves by throwing a party in a teachers house… h-llo? that’s really dumb. loyola is a great school and it’s a beautiful building with great cl-ssrooms. yeah there are a lot of preppy stuck up white kids there but what do you expect with a tuition like they have? enjoy it. you’re going to high school with future ceos. basically, loyola is the sh-t.
loyola student 1: let’s totally go rage tonight after we do our homework

loyola student 2: yeah that will be awesome i just need to finish my ap calc homework

loyola student 1: isn’t it awesome how we can be smart and rage at the same time?

loyola student 2: yeah, i just totally love loyola school

prep school awesome cigs
the name given to a jesuit high school located in new york city, borough of manhattan.
in short it is known as h-ll on earth.
no words can describe this filthy drug infested pothole called a “school”
teachers and staff- utterly useless at handling students, inept, uneducated and brainwashed, uncaring, egotistic, condescending, in short dipsh-ts of the highest order .
students- evil because of the way the school shaped them. freshmen enter hopeful turned into pros at cheating on homework and tests, fighting, doing weed and smoking cigs, talking behind each others backs, and sl-ts.
administration: not a moral school despite being ” jesuit school”
drugs, s-x, alcohol, cigs immorality runs rampant in a so called clean catholic high school. teachers don’t care and the school only wants your money charging an absurd amount for and education that teaches absolutely nothing besides making you feel worthless.
in short:
don’t go to this school!

loyola school student: i go to a drug infested, flithy, crime ridden, cheating, money stealing, -ss wipe filled high school
parent: cool, i’lle send my kids there to recieve the wonderful “men and women for others education”
a jesuit school on the upper east side. despite being one of the best schools in the city in the past years, its gone completely downhill. 10 kids part of the cl-ss of 2012 are transferring out, 4 kids have gotten expelled, various people have been caught with cocaine and/or weed, and a third of the school has been suspended at least once in their high school careers. they have a new dean “ms coop” who is a b-tch disguised in turtle necks. most of the kids arent smart, rather, theyre just rich little white kids.
xaviar kid #1: hey, is that the new kid?
xaviar kid #2: yeah he got kicked out of loyola school
xaviar kid #1: why?
xaviar kid #2: hes not very good with keeping his drug addiction hidden. and got snitched on by this gross girl who looks like a troll.
xaviar kid #1: oh man i know her! ew shes nasty.