lozer


another form of loser.
your a lozer, man
a person completely and hopelessly obsessed with the videogame series, ‘the legend of zelda’, often to the point of being a living breathing strategy guide, and using ‘link logic’ to solve everyday problems.
manager : why is dave pushing those crates around the warehouse? he’s supposed to be on psychiatric leave.

shift leader : he’s trying to find the switch that opens the gate to ganon’s fortress… what a lozer…
a super loser, a modified version of “loser”
wow, watching america’s funniest home videos on a sat-rday night…lozer…
a person that is crazy or funny
lol dude ur a lozer.
omg there was this lozer walking down the street.
a loser who thinks hes cool. and doesnt know he is a loser.
lozer: hey me-sh-ll, wanna go out with me?

me-sh-ll: umm…not really

lozer: aww cmon i have some ultimate 1337 haxxor skills i can show you

me-sh-ll: (pulls out her pepper spray and runs)
someone really cool who is obsessed with ke$ha and therefore not actually cool
chandler is such a lozer. did you hear him singing tik tok in the car???

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