LPS

leaky p-n-s syndrome – where no matter how much you shake, rattle, rock and roll the last drop of pee doesn’t come out until you put your pants back on.
dude, why are your pants wet?
lps man.
i hear that. high five.
little p-n-s syndrome, when a man buys a hummer he’s trying to make up for what he doesnt have in his pants.
-hummer drives by with man in i-
“op… that guy has lps”
levatating p-n-s syndrome, when in a car or while high and one feels their p-n-s “levatating” up and down, usualy stimulating a tingling sensation.
whoa, i contracted lps from that hill in the road!
this is a plural of lp aka let’s play. therefore, lp’s stands for let’s plays. lp’s are when someone records a video of themselves playing a video game, then they upload it for others to watch and enjoy with them. the videos usually include commentary from the lper aka let’s player. some videos also include a small box which shows the player’s face as they play, so the audience can view their reactions as they play through the game. you can find many lp’s on youtube.
person a: did you watch pewdiepie’s lp’s of the walking dead? i literally cried at the end.

person b: no, but i saw the one he did for heavy rain. it was an amazing game.

person c: do you guys watch any of cry’s lp’s too? he just did a new lp of the wolf among us. it was pretty boss. i can’t wait until the next installment comes out.
local paki shop – refers to a corner shop ran by a middle eastern family or person.
– i need a drink man!

– the lps is round the corner, go there.
liquid power sh-t- a form of cr-p that is liquid and shoots out of your b-tthole. noramlly not a comfortable occurence.
i had a totally bad case of lps in the bathroom.
loose p–ps- diarrhea, the sh-ts, hershey squirts
“man, i ate some tacos earlier and now i have the lp’s!”