LSATire


the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose or criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of logically flawed statements, made hyper-apparent by one’s studying for the lsat.
chad: “i don’t think i’ve ever successfully used an entire bottle of mustard. it generally sits in the fridge for several years until laura goes, ‘gross, this expired over a year ago…’

tom: “chad, please excuse the lsatire, but i question the logical validity of your saying you’ve never ‘successfully used an entire bottle of mustard,’ unless you’ve occasionally heard laura say: ‘no dear, you use the knife to spread the mustard, not the mustard to spread the knife’… dummy.”

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